Girlfriend now

I have a girlfriend now

No way no how

How'd I get a girlfriend now

I remember it vividly love

I ' ve been walking erect since the moment we met

And I caught your eyes to my surprise

Hebraic neuroses ceased to be

An angel ' s conversing with me

The new attractive to me is divine

And even if your friends don ' t understand

No matter what I ' ll always be your man

Even if you go

You know you ' ll leave me feeling grand

Yeah yeah

I ' ll need new contraceptives

I found god when you left him

Let ' s spend the night out on the boardwalk

Like the yin and the yang of the afikomen

You ' re the omen

That all has changed that was deranged

Even if you stomp me ' til I ' m sore

No matter what I'd bleed to be your w***e

And even if the cancer grows until we explode

I ' m yours

Girlfriend now

I have a girlfriend now

No way no how

How ' d i get a girlfriend now

Well from here on forth I ' m yours

And even if your whisper eats my ear

Your voice shall be the only song I long to hear

Even if you fear the end

Our sacrament of salmon and irish beer

Will still be here

Girlfriend now

I have a girlfriend now

No way no how

How ' d i get a girlfriend now

A girlfriend now

I have a girlfriend now

No way no how

She's my girlfriend now