The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee- pee go
D- doing doing doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that a*s to the new Nelly jams I
Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying " freeze"
D- doing doing doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that a*s to the new Nelly jams I
Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying " freeze"
D- doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Please I'm a human being I have needs
I'm not done not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing
Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee
Pee pee yes I make R& B
I sing song it go ring- a- chong a-*****-*****-*****-*****-*****
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee- pee go
D- doing doing doing
I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee- pee go
D- doing doing doing
Mary- Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older they're starting to grow bum- bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying " freeze"
D- doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Geez I just got my seat
I have ticket look I put it away my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary- Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee- wee Herman this movie's PG
Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy
I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee- pee go
D- doing doing doing
I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee- pee go
D- doing doing doing
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a*s like that
The way you move it you make my pee- pee go
D- doing doing doing
D- doing doing doing
D- doing doing doing
