Same old shoes on the same old feet

Same colored tie every day of the week

Shampoo conditioner instant repeat

Drip dry do it again

I tell my woes to the knife and the spoon

Dining alone at a table for two

One glass of wine is plenty of time

To dream about all of the things that I'll never do

I wonder what it's like to fly a plane

To meet a girl on Friday night

And wake up next to her on Saturday

To swim across the ocean blue

To walk a mile upon the moon

To wear the crown and sit upon the throne

But it's getting late this restaurant is closing

I guess I'd better go

I wander through the city whistle a tune

Walk into a bar and ruin the mood

A dirty martini with an olive or two

Shake pour do it again

A couple more drinks now they're kicking me out

I always get in trouble when I open my mouth

Stumble on home fall into bed

And drift off into my head

I wonder what it's like to fly a plane

To meet a girl on Friday night

And wake up next to her on Saturday

To swim across the ocean blue

To walk a mile upon the moon

To wear the crown and sit upon the throne

But it's getting late the sun is coming up

Off to work I go

Same old shoes on the same old feet

One track mind one way street

Nothing's gonna change for the same old me

Eat sleep do it again

Eat sleep do it again