catherine of aragon divorced
anne boleyn beheaded
jane seymour died
anne of cleves divorced
katherine howard beheaded
catherine parr survived
c of aragon and tonight we are
all live
c of aragon listen up
let me tell you a story
a boleyn a story that you think
you've heard before
j seymour we know you know our names
and our fame and our faces
a of cleves know all about the glories
and the disgraces
k howard i'm done cause all this time
i've been just one word
in a stupid rhyme
c parr so i picked up a pen
and a microphone
all history's about to get overthrown
c of aragon divorced
a boleyn beheaded
j seymour died
a of cleves divorced
k howard beheaded
c parr survived
all but just for you tonight
we're divorced beheaded
live
welcome to the show
to the historemi
switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
everybody knows that
we used to be si wives
raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
everybody knows
that we used to be si wives
but now we're e wives
c of aragon all you ever hear
and read about
a boleyn is our e
and the way it ended
j seymour but a pair doesn't beat
a royal flush
a of cleves you're gonna find out
how we got unfriended
k howard tonight we gonna
do ourselves justice
cause we're taking you to court
c parr every tudor rose has its thorns
and you're gonna hear
em live in consort
c of aragon divorced
a boleyn beheaded
j seymour died
a of cleves divorced
k howard beheaded
c parr survived
all but just for you tonight
we're divorced beheaded
live
welcome to the show
to the historemi
switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
everybody knows that
we used to be si wives
raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
everybody knows
that we used to be si wives
but now we're e wives
divorced
c of aragon my name's
catherine of aragon
was married 24 years i'm a paragon
of royalty my loyalty is to the vatican
so if you try to dump me
you won't try that again
all beheaded
a boleyn i'm that boleyn girl
and i'm up ne t see
i broke england from the church
yeah i'm that se y
why did i lose my head
well my sleeves may be green
but my lipstick's red
all died
j seymour jane seymour the only
one he truly loved
all rude
j seymour when my son was newly born
i died but i'm not what i seem
or am i
stick around and you'll
suddenly see more
all divorced
a of cleves ich bin anna of cleves
all ja
a of cleves when he saw my portrait
he was like
all yaa
a of cleves but i didn't look as good
as i did in my pic
funny how we all discuss that
but never henry's little
k howard p k up your ears
i'm the katherine who lost her head
all beheaded
k howard for my promiscuity
outside of wed
lock up your husbands
lock up your sons
k howard is here
and the fun's begun
all survived
c parr five down i'm the final wife
i saw him to the end of his life
i'm the survivor catherine parr
i bet you wanna know how i got this far
i said i bet you wanna know
how we got this far
all do you wanna know
how we got this far
then welcome to the show
to the historemi
switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
everybody knows that
we used to be si wives
get your hands up
get this party buzzing
you want a queen bee
well there's half a dozen
everybody knows that
we used to be si wives
but now we're e wives
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