And the man keeps sayin'

Do you take this woman

To be your awful wedded wife

Heh heh

And then I started thinkin' about no more winkin'

At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by

No more dancin' and new romancin'

Lord it made me want to sit down and cry

Aw no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin'

With the boys if I take you for my wife

I can't go no place I gotta look at your face

For the rest of my dog gone life

This is it

Ah honey what am I doin' here in the first place

You know I don't go for this marriage bit

I was only kiddin'

Hahahahahahaha

And there's your daddy sittin' over there with a shotgun

Layin' across his lap

And a big smile on his ugly face

And the man keeps sayin'

Are you gonna take this woman or ain'tcha

Well then I started thinkin' about no more winkin'

At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by

No more dancin' and new romancin'

Lord it made me want to sit down and cry

Aw no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin'

With the boys if I take you for my wife

I can't go no place I gotta look at your face

For the rest of my dog gone life

This is it

Honey what's this jazz about Love

Honor and Obey

That cat's talkin' to me

Heheheh

And look at all these good lookin' bride maids standin' around heh

Hello baby

And the man in charge keeps sayin'

Looky here

Do you take this woman or don'tcha

Well then I started thinkin' about no more winkin'

At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by

No more dancin' and new romancin'

Lord it made me want to sit down and cry

Aw no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin'

With the boys if I take you for my wife

I can't go no place I gotta look at your face

For the rest of my dog gone life

This is it

And the man keeps sayin'

Look here do you take this woman or don'tcha

And I say Partnah I don't believe I do

Let me outa here