It would appear that male pattern

Baldness has set in

His hair at an alarming pace

Running away from his face

He's losing his virility

And now his masculinity

Has been compromised

And his libido down-sized

Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh

Not for me not for me heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand

Bald slap headed and hairless

Bald he is destined to be

Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me

From what I have been reading

His scalp needs kneading

To stimulate each follicle

And reverse this diabolical

Condition that's afflicted he

For years and has cruelly

Repulsed each potential mate

And left him with a balding pate

Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh

Not for me not for me heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand

Bald slap headed and hairless

Bald he is destined to be

Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me

Sock it to me baby yeah

Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh

Not for me not for me heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand

Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh

Not for me not for me heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand

Bald slap headed and hairless

Bald he is destined to be

Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me

Thank God

Bald slap headed and hairless

Bald he is destined to be

Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me

How