Obama

Romney

Ready set go

As president I will sit down day one

Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours

Talk about the issues talk about challenges

Part of being a leader is not just saying

I will sit down

But you have to have a plan

Of what it is that you intend to do

You have to have a plan

Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon

Uhh

Uhh X2

Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune

Uhh

Uhh X2

The reason we've been in such a crisis

Such a crisis such a crisis

Reckless behaviour

Banks making money hand over fist

You couldn't have people opening up banks

In their garage and making loans

You have to have regulation

It appears we got some agreement

Oh s**t

I love Big Bird I like PBS I like you too

But I'm gonna stop the subsidy to PBS

I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget

Are you gonna tax rich people

A percentage that's equal

Or will you give them piles of cash

So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their a*s

Under Romney's definition

Donald Trump is a small business

That kind of approach

I believe will not grow our economy

It's not just Donald Trump you're taxing

It's all those small businesses

You raise taxes And you kill jobs

I lowered taxes eighteen times

Time for some closing statements

If you got something to say you better say it

Bring down rates

Broaden the base

Simplify the code

Incentives for growth

Are we gonna double down on the top down

America does best when middle class does best

Bring down rates

Broaden the base

Are we gonna double down on the top down

Simplify the code

Incentives for growth

Are gonna top down on the double double down on

The base