Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

Aiyo I woke up in a daze

Wit da slight headache

You know tha usual

That studio gettin' red late

Serious jetlag

When I get to bed late

That's why I f**k 'cause I be weak

When I get head late

Today I got a session wit Ronnie

I mean Veronica

Met her last year about

A week before Hanukkah

Sounds foolish I mean honey wasn't jewish

But she had a lot of dough

And she was nice on computers

She told me she was born

And raised in Bermuda

And came here to get a job as a tutor

I pursued make a long story

Short screwed her

She moved and she came back

Still on tha same track

Same wit same chips a**

It was still fat

I ain't really think

She wuz a freak

But she did ask a lotta

Questions bou't Stylez and Sheik

She called me and said

She was in town fo a week

The Westside Manhattan

The Suite and tha Marquise

How I felt about gettin' up

Fo old times sake

I'ma bring Stylez and Sheik

Wit me datta be great

Jus have two friendz

We gon bring da truck

And tha new Benz

Desert in da stashin' da

Sony cam zoom lens

All have ourselves one big

Hell of a weekend

Eat at Puff

Joint an catch a show at tha beacon

Twist a dutch blaze from Y O to the Hudson

Pass tha tall one 2 5 we still puffin'

We got that heat on a cold night

N da winter

Stylez you remember Sheik you remember

Oh yeah I remember them who's that night

We wuz at the beacon right

Chris Tucker performing

All of us wuz in der outside

It wuz stormin'

Cats and Dogs

Aiyyo dese hoes wuz tough

Besides tha air condition

On high we wuz icy enough

From my neck to da belt buckle

To our shoes shall I go on

Wit 5 of us up front

He needed shades to perform

Mose from tha flo up we inside toe up

I drink dey smoke no coke

Besides tha sh*t

He said on stage tha cash

We had on us wuz no joke

I slid fo seats down she sittin' der smilin'

Lookin' like she from an Island

Not them chicks dat be out wilin

Told me dat her name wuz Cindy

Favorite show Mark and Mindy

Favorite color green no kids

But plan to have plenty

We chit then chat 'bout this and that

From what kind of whip she push

To what bar she be at

She played hard to get

But we made it from tha movie to tha jacuzzi

From tha jacuzzi to the bed

We f**ked until we both got woozy

Woke up breath stinkin'

Yawnin and sh*t

I smelt breakfast in tha kitchen

But where wuz da b**ch

I walked in der it wuz cheese eggs

And grits on da table

Wit beef sausages

And orange juice next to da cable

Wit a note sayin' sorry

I had to rob you baby but

I need cash like you

I ain't your ordinary slut

Or dick teaser please

I need food in my freezer

And by the time you read dis note

I done been spent yo Visa

I remember Beatrice

But n**gas like me call her B

'Cause she like to f**k doggy

Style plus hold da D

But now I got to handle

Dis 'cause dey skandalous

Cindy robbed shiek

And moved to Los Angeles

Like I won't killa frienz

Went to bounce stole a Benz

Note in tha garage

Tu yall ontaraj

Yall 3 rugged n**gas

But yall gotta get robbed

Don't take it personal

We didn't finish the job

Manaje Twa

We kill n**gas wit dey dick hard

They got me lookin't da letta stuff

Why da f**k dey left da truck

3 b**ches in my house

Probly try to wet me up

Crept to tha kitchen

Seen Ronnie by the cabanet

Tried tha gun holster with

Tha forty fo maganet

Shot her in da heart

Den caught tha earchess fabanet

Den I seen Cindy

Tha b**ch tried to end me

Running out da living room

Bustin' off Kissimee

The b**ch couldn't aim

So I blew her out da frame

Turned around to Beatrice

Why you look speachless

We could have lived it up

And jus f**ked on tha beaches

And now you gotta die

And da stupid b**ch is reaching

B'o I cocked it back

I heard tires screeching

Saw Sheek and James

Started muthaf**king squeezin'