I got a new boss today

He's all jerk and no play

He was on my back at 6 am

And rode me all day long

I take it on the chin

Makes him mad cause I just grin

Thinks he's making my life a living hell

But it's 5 o'clock

And I'm a six pack away from perfect

A half a dozen pop a tops from ten

Until then drink up drink up

All the whining just ain't worth it

Life's good no it's great

It's just a six pack away from perfect

Ivy works at the local bar

She had dreams she'd be a star

She never did hit the charts

But she's the karaoke queen

With big hair and blue eye lids

She'd be the first one to admit

There's a little extra on her hips

Still she winks at me and says

She's a six pack away from perfect

A half a dozen pop a tops from ten

Until then drink up drink up

All the whining just ain't worth it

Life's good and she's great

She's just a six pack away from perfect

When your best made plans jump the track

And your dreams all start to rust

It might save the sanity that's left

Remembering we're just

We're all just a six pack away from perfect

Half a dozen pop a tops from ten

Until then drink up drink up

All the whining just ain't worth it

Life's good no it's great

It's just a six pack away from perfect

Oh life's good and you're all great

You just a six pack away from perfect