Mother mother, how′s the family?

I'm just calling to say hello

How′s the weather? How's my father?

Am I lonely? Heavens no

Mother mother, are you listening?

Just a phone call to ease your mind

Life is perfect, never better

Distance making the heart grow blind

When you sent me off to see the world

Were you scared that I might get hurt?

Would I try a little tobacco?

Would I keep on hiking up my skirt?

I'm hungry, I′m dirty

I′m losing my mind, everything's fine

I′m freezing, I'm starving

I′m bleeding to death, everything's fine

Yeah, I′m working, making money

I'm just starting to build a name

I can feel it, 'round the corner

I could make it anyday

Mother mother, can you hear me?

Sure I′m sober, sure I′m sane

Life is perfect, never better

Still your daughter, still the same

If I tell you what you want to hear

Will it help you to sleep well at night?

Are you sure that I'm your perfect dear?

Now just cuddle up and sleep tight

I′m hungry, I'm dirty

I′m losing my mind, everything's fine

I′m freezing, I'm starving

I'm bleeding to death, everything′s fine

I miss you, I love you