We're Groove Crusaders

Makin' lovers out of haters

We're Groove Crusaders

(?)

We're Groove Crusaders

And we're gonna even up the score

Ooh, the time has come

Ooh, the time is now

Ooh, it's now time for the groove crusade

In the name of fun

We'll groove as one

Our battle against boredom

Won't stop 'til we are done

Watch out 'cause here we come

We will groove as one

Battle against boredom won't stop 'til we are done

We're Groove Crusaders

Makin' lovers out of haters

Groove with me

Baby, I'll be your hero

Your body (?)

In the name of fun

We'll groove as one

Our battle against boredom

Won't stop 'til we are done

Watch out 'cause here we come

We will groove as one

Battlw against boredom won't stop 'til we are done

"Next time on Groove Crusaders,

Four legendary warriors from distant worlds come together to combat the forces of evil

Personified by the dastardly haters

Sworn enemies of the fun who are bent on hater-ating and un-groovifying the world at large

Can our heroes conquer these uncool foes?

Or will boredom and general badness overtake the inner groove of these 4 funky fighters?

Find out next time on Groove Crusaders!"

In the name of fun

We'll groove as one

Our battle against boredom

Won't stop 'til we are done

Watch out 'cause here we come

We will groove as one

Battle against boredom

We will groove as one

Ooh, yeah