Writer(s): Pharrell Williams, Alfred Yankovic

It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid

I Instagram every meal I've had

All my used liquor bottles are on display

We can go to see a show

but I'll make you pay

Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks

Got some new glitter

Uggs and lovely pink sequined

Crocs Never let you forget some favor

I did for you

If you’re okay with that

then you might just be tacky too

I meet some chick and ask her this and that

Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat

Well now I'm dropping names almost constantly yeah

That's what Kanye West keeps telling me

Here's why Wear my Ed

Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants

Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans

Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review

If you think that’s just fine then

you're probably tacky too

Bring me shame can't nothing

Bring me shame I never know why

Bring me shame I can't nothing

Bring me shame said tell you now Bring

me shame can't nothing Bring

me shame it's pointless to try Bring

me shame can't nothing Bring

me shame I said Forty three bumper stickers

and a YOLO license plate

Bring along my coupon book

whenever I'm on a date Practice my twerking moves

in the line at the DMV

Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints

hey they said they're free

I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least

I would live tweet a funeral take selfies with the deceased

If I'm bit by a zombie I'm probably not telling you

If you don't think that's bad

guess what then you’re tacky too