Nice to meet you, welcome inside

Have a drink and enjoy the ride

Bathroom's on the left, kitchen's on the right

If you're hungry, go and grab a bite

It's a pleasure that you're here tonight

Stay if you please, we could end up tight

Shout if there's anything that you need

"I'm welcome to it all?", yes indeed

I can help you with what you want

I can give you everything you dreamed of

When you're done, walk out the door

You don't have to contribute anything at all

Like my house?, gee thanks

You didn't have to say anything, yes I'm being frank

There's always space for you here

In fact, just knock at any time you want

Cause I am here, I will be here, I will open the door

I will never say no, don't you worry at all

In fact, keep the keys, I've got a set to spare

I was gonna cut some others so you're doing me a favour

I can help you with what you want

I can give you everything you dreamed of

When you're done, walk out the door

You don't have to contribute anything at all

Make a mess, that's okay

I was gonna clean all of this surface anyway

If you're going, don't have to say bye

You don't owe me anything at all, off you fly

Take what you need, need what you get

Everything for you must be the best

Glad I could help, if you need more

I'm someone you can always look for

I can help you with what you want

I can give you everything you dreamed of

When you're done, walk out the door

You don't have to contribute anything at all

You've got it now, no need for me

Best of luck, take a guarantee

That I am here if you're out at sea

On your way out, don't need to shut the door