A zit? A zit
My fans will throw a fit
My gorgeous face of charm and grace
Has never had a single trace
Of anything that's out of place
And now I have a zit?
Don't like it a bit
Because it's big, it's sore
And it's clogging up my pore
Just look at this, it's really sick
Like something out of a horror flick
It's gonna ruin my cover pic
It's twice as big as Moby Dick
I gotta get rid of it really quick
I really hate this zit
Calm down a bit
We know just how you feel
Relax, it's no big deal
We all get zits sooner or later
Some are big and some are greater
Yours looks like a meteor crater
But we know it's not
Thanks a lot
A zit, a zit
Oh, yes, that's it
We must admit
It's growing on you
Okay, it's there
And folks may stare
And kids might scare
But still, it's true
That it's just a little spot
It's nothing
No, it's not
It's awful, see, just look up close
It's so disgusting and morose
Oh, my goodness, that is gross
I have got a dot?
Was that my spot?
A dot, a dot
I can't believe I've got
This great big thing
I don't know what
A little girl with a pixie cut
Is growing right here on my butt
A great big Warner dot
Who'd have thought?
You can speak?
Yeah, I speak
Though, I only live a week
We zits have feelings, too, you know
And hopes and dreams and plans to grow
Maybe visit Idaho
But not to have a dot
Right where I've got
A zit
I've got a dot
I never dreamed
I never thought
I'd be so horrified right in my gut
It's on my face
It's on my butt
A zit
A dot
I tell you what
I don't know what to do
A zit, a zit
A zit
A dot (I must admit)
I have a zit
I have a dot
My fans will throw a fit (I'm glad that it's not)
Somehow we got
It's growing on me (okay, it's there)
It's on my face
It's on my butt (and folks may stare)
I can't erase
I'm in a rut (and kids might scare)
I don't know what
I don't know what (oh, what)
To do
But what is true
Is he can think, he can feel
My pimple's really real
I guess somehow I didn't see
That all he asks is, let him be
He really is a lot like me
My pimple is my friend
My dot
My zit
Hey, we could be a hit
You're part of me, I'm part of you
We go together, just us two
So, let's go visit Boise Zoo
Dot Warner and her zit
And now that's it
And so, let's quit
It's not so bad, in fact I'm glad
It's great to have a dot (zit)
