I don't want to talk about it, Nicky!

This conversation is over!

Yeah, but Rod,I

Over!

Well, okay, but just so you know...

If you were gay,

that'd be okay

I mean 'cause, hey

I'd like you anyway

Because you see

if it were me

I would feel free to say

that I was gay

But I'm not gay,

Nicky, please, I am trying to read.

What?

If you were queer,

Ah! Nicky!

I'd still be here

Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

year after year

Nicky.

because you're dear to me,

ah!

And I know that you,

What?

Would accept me too

I would?

If I told you today,

'Hey, guess what, I'm gay!'

But I'm not gay.

I'm happy just being with you,

High button shoes, Pal Joey!

So what should it matter to me

what you do in bed with guys?

Nicky, that is gross.

No it's not!

If you were gay,

I'd shout hooray

I am not listening

And here I'd stay,

la la la la la

But I wouldn't get in your way,

Aah!

You can count on me

to always be

beside you every day

To tell you it's okay,

you were just born that way

And, as they say

it's in your D.N.A,

you're gay!

I'm not gay!

if you WERE gay.

Aah!