I Love My Computer

I love my computer,

You make me feel alright,

Every waking hour,

And every lonely night.

I love my computer,

For all you give to me,

Predictable errors and no identity.

And it's never been quite so easy,

I've never been quite so happy.

All I need to do,

Is click on you,

And we'll be joined in the most soul-less way,

And we'll never ever ... each other's day,

'cause when I'm through I just click,

And you just go away.

I love my computer,

You're always in the mood,

I get so turned on,

When I turn on you.

I love my computer,

You never ask for more,

You can be a princess,

Or you can be my whore.

And it's never been quite so easy,

I've never been quite so happy.

All I need to do,

Is click on you,

And we'll be joined in the most soul-less way,

And we'll never ever ... each other's day,

'cause when I'm through I just click,

And you just go away.

The world outside is so big,

But it's safe in my domain,

'cause to you I'm just a number,

And a clever screen name.

All I need to do,

Is click on you,

And we'll be together for eternity,

And no one's ever gonna take my love from me,

'cause I've got security,

Her password and a key.

Go away.

Go away.

Go away.

Go away.