Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when

This used thong I found and bedazzled with gems

Brushes ever so gently against some boobs

I guess it's hard to believe that one man

Could have a ponytail this sensitive and

Distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you

I know my haiku's are freaking intense

But even the words I made up to sound French

Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts

I would show up for our pottery class

Dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache

On a unicorn that shits your name in stars

F**king's cool but Jimmy's the romantic type

Loitering on cliffs thinking about stuff like

Screwing you on the beach at night

F**king's cool but Jimmy's the romantic type

Loitering on cliffs thinking about stuff like

Screwing you on the beach at night

Don't I

Don't I

F**king's cool but Jimmy's the romantic type

Loitering on cliffs thinking about stuff like

Screwing you on the beach at night

F**king's cool but Jimmy's the romantic type

Loitering on cliffs thinking about stuff like

Screwing you on the beach at night

Don't I don't I

Sound so Sound so

Sexy sexy

Echo echo

Don't I don't I

Sound so sound so

Sexy sexy

Echo echo