Little me my nuts are small as pearls
You like to laugh at me cause i'm hung just like a
Squirrel
Some times it bugs me cause i'm not a bigger guy
When i was a baby it was exactly the same size
But theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three
Inch tool
Come home with me have a cocktail at my place
Ive gotto tell you befor we get past second base
In my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him he's
A friendly little thing
But there's nothing i can do i only got a three inch
Tool
When im coming out of the pool i only got a one inch
Tool
Some times i wonder if it will ever extend
I get embarrased when im hanging with my friends
They like to razz me i dont know why they get me a
Happy meal and super size my fry
And theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch
Tool
When im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch
Tool
Yeha its small but it's real cool im happy with a three
Inch tool
I only got a three inch tool