Little me my nuts are small as pearls

You like to laugh at me cause i'm hung just like a

Squirrel

Some times it bugs me cause i'm not a bigger guy

When i was a baby it was exactly the same size

But theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three

Inch tool

Come home with me have a cocktail at my place

Ive gotto tell you befor we get past second base

In my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him he's

A friendly little thing

But there's nothing i can do i only got a three inch

Tool

When im coming out of the pool i only got a one inch

Tool

Some times i wonder if it will ever extend

I get embarrased when im hanging with my friends

They like to razz me i dont know why they get me a

Happy meal and super size my fry

And theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch

Tool

When im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch

Tool

Yeha its small but it's real cool im happy with a three

Inch tool

I only got a three inch tool