I got my fingers dirty at the school of rock

Yeah I got my fingers dirty so I took a walk

I went up to the country park

And hung around till after dark

Till the girls got home

Till the girls got home

Did I tell you about the one I know

She's on the rag

She spent the summer day

Inside her sleeping bag

Yeah she spent the summer day inside

Until it's time to go to work

And she works all night

Cause the girl's all right

The girls have got a house

That's like a caravan

And it's like your holidays

Whenever you go round

And we always have a laugh

And then we all get in the bath

To save on the leccy bill

Me and Joe and Phil'

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys around the way

I had to go to work

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys down in the cafe

I had to catch a bus

And when Joe was short of cash

I had to give her some

But I didn't really mind

Cause I was fit for once

So she paid the leccy bill

And got the shopping and we still had

Some for the cinema

So we all went out

She asked me

Do I need to lose a bit of weight

And I said her

Don't be stupid

Cause you're looking great

And I call her String Bean Jean

Because the label on her jeans says

Seven to eight years old

Well that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old

That's pretty small

Seven to eight years old

That's pretty small

Seven to eight years old

I had to leave them in the morning

I left my keys around the way

I had to go to work

I had to leave them in the morning

I left my keys down in the cafe

I had to catch a bus