Remember the day

Laying in my mama's basement

On a couch, waiting for a little small occasion

Just to spark my career to go far and make it

Sacrificed everything, I had retarded patience

Now I have everything I ever wanted, thank ya

Girl of dreams, my fiancé (yeah)

A permanent queen like Beyoncé (no more)

Turning the key in the car seat (no more)

Learning to clean all the bar seats (no more)

Earning 15 for my heartbeat (no more)

Worrying, "Please, do not charge me" (no more)

(No more)

Only come out if the party is sick, sick, sick, sick

I'ma go out and Chris Farley, your b***h

Smoking more weed, it helps to keep that high

People, they lookin' at me like he's that guy

Eatin' pecan pie with a weekend dime

Try to f*ck on molly, but couldn't peak on time, yeah

I was embarrassed, dowels with Paris 'illin' now I'm in Paris

We were in carriage, clicking around in the terrace

Making a wish in the fountain de Maris

Yeah

The day that I figured my flaw, it was the scariest

Their faces drop, they were like, ah, ah, it was hilarious

Now they emotions, I bury it, I'm by the ocean, the Marriott

Did I say carriage or chariot?

'Cause I meant chariot, they ride my wave like the variant

They want the king's head, they wish I been dead

Why are they distressed? None of my business

God is my witness, did never impress

I took a piss test, hold on my, hold on my b***h chest

I am the joker, my life is a comedy, comedy

Hoes love when I pork them, so they just keep hoggin' me, hoggin' me

I'm morbid y'all, but y'all broke like the pottery, pottery

Why did they always expect an apology?

I don't own nobody nothing, quit calling me, calling me, calling me, calling me

You used to follow me, now you just cry

This my discography, you hate the thought of me

It doesn't bother me, I won't reply

Blame the economy, I hit the lottery

This is a robbery, make it a crime

Don't care what's wrong with me

I'm a anomaly and my psychology is ready to die (yeah

Ready to die, doing this 'til season 79

If I said that I was going to stop, ha, shit, then I be lyin'

Ha yeah, then I be lying

Then I be lying

Yeah, then I be lyin'