I can do this somehow I know it
I'll get heaven behind my plans
Charlie hold on
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once in a lifetime chance
It's just a meeting
To change their mind and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have
This could be bad
Cheer up vaggie
This could be swell
Something tells me that today
Will be a happy day in hell
Okay but just don't sing to them
That ***** is halfway down the street
Is she
Oh she's dancin'
Ugh no
There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in hell
Hi mister
Go c yourself
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
Hello
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
Oh excuse me
Doing what is required we all have our role
I'm not doing well
Another ****ty day in hell
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
'Cause angels' minds
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange
They're bloodthirsty and deranged
I can hear all their stories the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in hell
From the porn studio where the cinephiles go
To watch award winning demon bukkake shows
To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown
'Cause holy **** oh my gosh why
And I don't give a crow that his brains
Got in my eye
'Cause I know I can spare them from heaven's genocide
I can do this I just know it
I'll get heaven behind my plan
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once in a lifetime chance to change their minds
And touch my parts
Uh no thank you I'm just gonna
Fulfill my destiny
Your loss *****
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a ****** happy day in hell
