Bring on that pecan pie

Pour some sugar on it,

sugar, don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess of

that chocolate swirl

Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl

I offer big love with no apology

How can I deny the world the most of me

I am not afraid to

throw my weight around

Pound by pound by pound

Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful

Face the fact, it's simply irrefutable

No one wants a meal that

only offers the least

When girl, we're serving

up the whole damn feast

Slice me off a piece of

that hog head cheese

Then take a look inside

my book of recipes

Now, don't you sniff around

for something fluffy and light

We need a man who brings

a man size appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar

and a dash of spice

I'll let you lick the spoon

because it tastes so nice

We'll keep it in the oven

'til it's good and hot

Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot

Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful

There is nothing 'bout

us that's unsuitable

Why sit in the bleachers,

timid and afraid

When Edna, you look

like the whole parade

They say that white has

might and thin is in

Well, that's just bull

'Cause ladies, big is

back and as for black

It's beautiful

All shapes and sizes, follow me

Who wants a twig when you

can climb the whole tree

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Groovy baby, groovy