FRONT STEP
CHA CHA CHA
BACK STEP
CHA CHA CHA
SIDE STEP
FRONT STEP
FRONT STEP
CHA CHA CHA
BACK STEP
CHA CHA CHA
SIDE STEP
FRONT STEP
AND OH AM BER
LOOK AT THIS MOT LEY CREW
OH, THIS TOWN SURE GONE DOWN HILL
SINCE I WAS CROWNED MISS
OH MY GOD
HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED
THESE GIRLS MUST BE BLIND
OR COM PLETE LY DE RANGED
BUT TIMES SEEM TO HALT
WHEN I WAS
YOU CAN LAUGH BUT LIFE'S A TEST
DON'T DO THIS, DON'T DO THAT
AND THE CROWNS IN THE VAULT
FROM WHEN I WON
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW YOUR MO MMY DEAR
GIRLS GO GET THEM
BOYS LET RUM BA
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
FIVE SIX SE VEN
THOSE POOR RUN NER UPS
MIGHT STILL HOLD SOME GRUD GES
BUT I SCREWED THE JUD GES
THOSE BRAWDS THOUGHT
IF A PLATE THEY WOULD
SPIN IN THERE DANCE
BOYS PUT ME DOWN
OH GOOD MOR NING LA DIES
REA DY? BE GIN
ON MY SHOW YOU'LL NE VER FIND
A THRUS TING HIP
OR BUMP AND GRIND
OH YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
MY BAG OF TRICKS
OH I HIT
THE STAGE BA TONS A BLAZE
WHILE BEL TING A I TA
AND PRE PA RING SOU FFLÉS
BUT THAT TRI PLE SO MER SAULT
IS HOW I CLINCHED
I NE VER DRANK
ONE CHOCO LATE MALT
NO DE SERTS FOR
MISS BAL TI MORE CRABS
AH, KID SHE'LL NE VER GET A DATE
UN TIL DA DDY BUYS HER
A NEW NOSE
I WOULD SAY OY GA VAULT
IF I WA SN'T
MISS BAL TI MORE CRABS
WOULD YOU SWIM
IN AN IN TE GRA TED POOL?
NOT IN BAL TI MORE IT I SN'T
AND MAY I BE FRANK
FIRST IM PRE SSIONS CAN BE TOUGH
AND WHEN I SAW YOU I KNEW IT
IF YOUR SIZE WE REN'T E NOUGH
YOUR LAST AN SWER JUST BLEW IT
AND SO MY DEAR SO SHORT
AND STOUT
YOU'LL NE VER BE IN
SO WE'RE KI CKING YOU OUT
WITH YOUR FORM AND YOUR FACE
AH IT I SN'T YOUR FAULT
HUH HUH
YOU MAY GO
AH AH AH OF COURSE NOT
BUT YOU MAY BOW AND E XALT
BE CAUSE I AM
MISS BAL TI MORE CRABS
