HEY THERE TEEN AGE BAL TI MORE

DON'T CHANGE THAT CHA NNEL

'COS IT'S TIME FOR

THE COR NY CO LLINS SHOW

OH E VERY AF TER NOON

WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES FOUR

A CRA ZY BUNCH OF KIDS

CRASH THROUGH THAT DOOR YEAH

AND THEN THEY SHAKE IT

SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT

YOU'LL NE VER SEE

THEM FROWN 'COS THEY'RE

OH

E VERY AF TER NOON

YOU TURN YOUR T V ON

OOH

AND WE KNOW YOU TURN

THE SOUND UP

WHEN YOUR PA RENTS ARE GONE

YEAH

AND THEN YOU TWIST AND SHOUT

FOR YOUR FA VORITE STAR

AND WHEN YOU'VE PRAC TICED

E VERY STEP THAT'S IN YOUR RE PER TOIRE

YOU BE TTER COME ON DOWN

AND MEET

THE NI CEST KIDS IN TOWN

OOH

NICE WHITE KIDS

WHO LIKE TO LEAD THE WAY

AND ONCE A MONTH

WE HAVE OUR NE GRO DAY

MIS TER COR NY CO LLINS

WITH THE LAT EST GREAT EST

SO E VERY AF TER NOON

DROP E VERY THING

WHO NEEDS TO READ AND WRITE

WHEN YOU CAN

DANCE AND SING?

AH BOP- BEE- BA BA

FOR GET A BOUT YOUR AL GE BRA

AND CAL CU LUS

YOU CAN AL WAYS DO YOUR

HOME WORK ON THE MOR NING BUS

CAN'T TELL A VERB FROM A NOUN

THEY'RE THE NI CEST KIDS IN TOWN

BRAD

FEN DER

SKETCH

I. Q.

JO EY

MI KEY

BIX JE SSIE

PAU LIE

SO IF E VERY NIGHT

YOU'RE SHAK ING AS YOU LIE IN BED

WHO CARES A BOUT SLEEP

WHEN YOU CAN SNOOZE IN SCHOOL?

THEY'LL NE VER GET TO CO LLEGE

BUT THEY SURE LOOK COOL

DON'T NEED A CAP AND A GOWN

WHEN YOU'RE THE

YEAH THEY'RE THE NI CEST NI CEST

YEAH THE NI CEST NI CEST

THEY'RE THE SU GAR AND SPI CEST

NI CEST KIDS IN