Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear
I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
And stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
Naah
I'll be lying on the couch
Just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me
How to douggie
Cause in my castle
I'm the freakin man
Oh oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh
Nothing at all
Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh
Tomorrow I wake up do some P90x
With a really nice girl
Have some really nice s*x
And she's gonna scream out oh this is great
Oh my god this is great
Yeaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you just have to wait
OH oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cuz I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no oh oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Oh today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh
Nothing at all
Wo oh oh wo oh oh oh oh oh
Nothing at all
