Kitty: I bring a message from a nightingale

Emperor's Henchmen: Nightingale, nightingale, nightingale, song-ong-ong-ong-ong

Kitty: I bring a message from a nightingale

Kitty & Emperor's Henchmen: Nightingale, Ahhh!

Emperor: You no bow? Emperor and American rady no see eye to eye

American Lady: But Emperor, sometimes a different outlook can

Change your point of view

Emperor: Whaaaat?

American Lady: Precisely

What is it about the Asians

That fascinates Caucasians?

What is it about the Asians

That's so nice?

Is it the won-tons? The egg rolls? The rice?

Perhaps it's Buddha or Confucius

And their excellent advice

Emperor: What is it about Caucasians

That mystifies we Asians?

What is it about Caucasians that's so odd?

They call a pretty rady a broad

They have hair upon their chest

And they only have one god?

Impossible!

American Lady: Oh Emperor, you're so light on your feet

The people of the world are varied

But differences are in the plan

Emperor: The only difference I can see

That means anything to me

Is the one between a rady and a man

American Lady: Don't you mean lady?

Emperor: Rady

American Lady: Precisely

What is it about the Asians?

Emperor: What is it about Caucasians?

American Lady: What makes them so astounding?

The Emperor: What makes them so confusing?

The Emperor & American Lady: It's you!

All: Message from a nightingale song

Emperor: ahhhh