Pete's little tiny erect d**k

No one knew what to do with it

Meeghan left 'cause she couldn't find it

(couldn't find it)

(couldn't find it)

Pete's little tiny erect d**k

It's a quarter tall and a penny thick

If it were a blow pop

you'd only get one lick

It looks a lot like a pink Q-tip

(pink Q-tip)

(pink Q-tip)

Pete's little tiny erect d**k

Can't satisfy anyone with this