I was a hand model, the best of the best
Every day they were cuttin' those cheques
I was on top, a big spender
'Til my wig got caught in a blender
I panicked, I tried to get it out
But my hand got stuck and it never came out
Now I innovate, got a hook for a hand
And I made my ugly feet my brand
I hook them with my looks
Then I hook them with my hook
I drain their bl0od and their bank accounts
Keep the millionaires shook
Are you ready?
I'm the next American slasher
Watch your back 'cuz your bl0od's what I'm after
Hey kitty cat, you might be fast but I'm faster
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
A-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Meow
I usеd to work at the mall from 9 to 5
At stuff a plushie workshop Plush For Life
Lovеd my job 'til a Karen complained
It's not my fault that I went insane!
Now poor little Timmy's without his mama
But he's better off without her drama
I scooped out her blo0d and her guts and her bones
Stuffed her with cotton, sewed her mouth closed
I got my own startup, I work from home
Sewing up Karen, selling her clothes
It's not a lot but it's an honest life
And now I know my way around a kn!fe
I'm the next American slasher
Watch your back 'cuz your bl0od's what I'm after
Hey kitty cat, you might be fast but I'm faster
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
A-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Meow
My best friend said we'd be friends for life
'Til she took my man so she had to die
I chopped her up and took a bite
Yeah the betch was damn good over rice
Dead is dead and facts is facts
I'mma eat your mum, I'mma eat your dad
I'mma make you watch and eat you last
'Cuz honey I'm a cann!bal like that
Painted for the cell block, painted for the walk off
Painted for the murders 'til they can't talk talk
Killer looks, killer hooks
Nails studded and sharp, leave them dead leave them cooked
Murder weapons in the front in the back
Got my fork, got my knife, I'mma eat you alive
Can't let good meat go to waste
Got that cann!bal life got that cann!bal taste
I'm the next American slasher
Watch your back 'cuz your bl0od's what I'm after
Hey kitty cat, you might be fast but I'm faster
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
A-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Meow
