WELL I'M NOT THE KIND TO
KISS AND TELL
I'VE BEEN ON FI RE
WITH SA LLY FIELDS
IT'S A DEATH DE FY ING LIFE I LEAD
I TAKE MY CHAN CES
I DIE FOR A LI VIN'
IN THE MO VIES AND T V
BUT THE HAR DEST THING I E VER DO
IS WATCH MY LEA DIN' LA DIES
KISS SOME O THER GUY WHILE
I'M BAN DA GING MY KNEES
'COS I'M THE
UN KNOWN STUNT MAN
I'VE NE VER SPENT MUCH
TIME IN SCHOOL
I'VE GO TTEN BURNED
O VER CHE RYL TIEGS
I MIGHT JUMP
AN O PEN DRAW BRIDGE
'COS I'M THE
UN KNOWN STUNT MAN
THAT MAKES EAST WOOD
LOOK SO FINE
THEY'LL NE VER MAKE
ME PRE SI DENT
BUT I'VE GOT THE
BEST FIRST LA DIES
A MOR NING DIVE
WITH JA CKIE SMITH
I MIGHT FALL FROM A TALL BUIL DING
SO BURT REY NOLDS
WHILE THAT SMOTH TAL KER'S
KI SSIN' MY GIRL