Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For Makin Whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing to Makin Whoopee

Now picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washing dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks for Makin Whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear

Well can't you guess

She feels neglected

And he's suspected

Of Makin Whoopee

She sits alone

Most every night

He doesn't phone

He doesn't write

He says he's busy

But she says is he

He's Makin Whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Only five-thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail

The judge say budge right into jail

You'd better keep her

I think it's cheaper

Than Makin Whoopee

You'd better keep her

That I think it's cheaper

Than Makin Whoopee