So check this
I just read the pitchfork review of the new pavement reissue
Stephen Malkumus is a genius but let's face it
He's no conor oberst
I'm just saying
It's not 1994 anymore duh
Did I show you my new mini skirt leggings combo
You know they say
Ugly is the new hot
I met her in the thrift shop
Bumping indie hip hop
Calculator wrist watch
Shins T shirt and flip flop
Queen of the hipster scene
Straight out of vice magazine
Social outcast at 16
But now she lives her boho dream
She came from omaha to williamsburg
She loved karen O and she had heard
That brooklyn was the hipster mecca
Packed her bags with her friend rebecca
Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands
Who lived by union or by grand
So we went down to the bedford bar
And bought a six dollar P B R
Ezra
Go down bedford
Take a right on metropolitan
Then a right on union
And then you're here
Just text me when you get here okay
Hipster girl
Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world
Knows all the indie bands you've never heard
She's my hipster girl
She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool
Indie culture's fad rule
But cool stuff is uncool right
That's why friday's jewel night
She reads books no one has read
Laughs at jokes no one has said
So ironic with
Her taste her whole life is cut and paste
It's a metro sexual romance she wears my shirts and
I wear her pants
We play dodge ball kid sports are cool
Watching spank rock and mccarren park pool
She's my trust fund baby bohemian
Her vegan humus keeps her thin
I love my I'll train girl
It's true
She always goes down
On the weekends too
By the way that pro bush shirt
You're wearing is making me
Really uncomfortable
You may be wearing it ironically
But that doesn't give you
License to be obnoxious you
Look like a hardcore fascist redneck
Hipster girl
Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world
Knows all the indie bands you've never heard
She's my hipster girl
Donnie darko makes no sense
When did side pony tails get cool again
Your fixed gear bike makes no sense
I've been trying to that
Dirty chic thing you know
Donnie darko makes no sense
I am so boho right now
L train girls don't make sense
I don't get it I don't get it
Hipster girl
Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world
Knows all the indie bands you've never heard
She's my hipster girl
Hipster girl
She's got her latte and some spoken word
Ironic statements on her vintage shirts
She's my hipster girl
I'll give it to you napoleon
Dynamite was funny but vote for pedro T shirts at
Wal mart
What are they thinking
Wal mart is evil
Their health care is totally inadequate
Didn't you see the screening of
That robert greenwald movie
At pete's candy store
It was so sad
What is with all these
Hipsters taking over williamsburg
