I'm a redneck

'Cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal

Guess I'm a rambler

'Cause I can't not be on the road

Might be a lost cause

'Cause I'll be out 'til the lights are on

And I'm a gambler

I'll take the over on the underdog

Girl half of this town has got a name for me

And I can't say I don't agree

But the night I said I'm leaving I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart so I got even in my ninety seven Chevy

Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus but the main one is that I ain't coming back

Oh no no I ain't coming back

You call me the devil

Then you told me where to go

Go throw your pebbles

I'll be somewhere getting stoned

Girl it ain't my fault

Ain't no need to wait three days

I might be a lot of things

But I ain't your saving grace

Yeah the night I said I'm leaving I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart so I got even in my ninety seven Chevy

Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus but the main one is that I ain't coming back

Oh no no I ain't coming back

Girl half of this town has got a name for me

But there's one I'll never be no

'Cause the night I said I'm leaving I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart and I got even in my ninety seven Chevy

Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus but the main one is that I ain't coming back

Oh no no I ain't coming back

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