Too big, to small

Size does matter after all

Zu groß, zu klein

Er könnte etwas größer sein

Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn

Alleine in das Ausland fahren

Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen

Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit, just a little b***h

You've got a p***y

I have a dick, ah

So, what's the problem

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see

I can't get laid in Germany

To short, to tall

Doesn't matter, one size fits all

Zu groß, zu klein

Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr

Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr

Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit, be my little b***h

You've got a p***y

I have a dick, ah

So, what's the problem

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see

I can't get laid in Germany

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a p***y

I have a dick, ah

So, what's the problem

Let's do it quick

You've got a p***y

I have a dick, ah

So, what's the problem

Let's do it quick

You've got a p***y

I have a dick, ah

So, what's the problem

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see

I can't get laid in Ger - ma - ny!