A mysterious package arrived at my door.
Inside was a game I'd
never heard of before.
It looked pretty dated,
but since it was free
I booted up my ancient
Hewlett Packard PC.
I put in the disc...
It started to run...
Then braced myself for educational fun!
"WelcOmE tO BaLdI'S BaSicS
iN eDucAtiON aNd LeArNinG!"
All I need is seven notebooks
To break out of this game.
Trapped inside of Baldi's Basics
And Baldi's pretty unnerving…
"I HeaR eVeRY dOoR yOU oPeN!"
I dared not doubt his claim...
I found the ne t notebook
On a desk before long.
"I gEt mORe AnGRy eAcH
tIMe yOu aNSwEr wRoNG."
The numbers were jumbled,
indiscernibly math…
I knew from the smacking
I'd incurred Baldi's wrath!
Out in the hall, I heard a loud crack...
Baldi was there, and
he was on the attack!
Can't escape from Baldi's Basics!
I can't get past It's a Bully
"GoNnA tAkE a PiEcE oF yOuR cAnDy!"
Now I'm as good as dead!
Let me out of Baldi's Basics,
for love of all that is holy!
Should've lit this game on fire
and gone right back to bed!
"I aM cOmInG! I sEe YoU!"
What the fudge does this thing do?
It closed in fast and cornered me
"I'Ll hUg YoU fOr eTeRniTy!"
A student named Play
Time appeared in my way.
She pulled our her jump rope and said
"LeT'S PLaY!"
I tried to escape, but Baldi
burst through the door...
So I began skipping rope
as I had never before!
One… Two… Oops!
You messed up!
One… Two… Oops!
You messed up!
One… Two… Three… Four…
Aw, that makes me sad…
"It'S sWeEpIn' TiMe!"
I ran like the wind,
and heard the Principal call as
I dashed through the doorway
"No running in the halls"
His finger was pointed,
his e pression quite stern
"Detention for you" he said.
"When will you learn…"
The timer ticked down…
The smacking drew near…
Two seconds more before
Baldi'd be here !
Out of time in Baldi's Basics,
And Baldi's one step behind me!
Only missing one more notebook,
But Sweeping Time appeared!…
No way out of Baldi's Basics,
And Baldi's certain to find me!
Can't escape or use the soda, And
there ain't no notebook here!
WHERE'S THE SEVENTH NOTEBOOK?
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
