Charlie: i know hells population is out of control,
its a bad situation, its taking a toll.
if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls,
at my hazbin hotel, wait im getting ahead of myself!
right extermination.
i know you guys fly down just to kill once a year,
and it must be annoying to schlep all the way here.
if they join you in heaven that trip disappears!
you can wave that chore farewell,
itll be a happy day in he-
Adam: let me stop you right there (oh)
save us all precious time (ok)
if what your suggesting is letting them climb,
up the ladder oh, theyed rather cross those pearly gates? (well um)
sorry sweetie, but theres no defying their fates!
cause hell if forever whether you like it or not,
had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot.
cause the rules are black and white,
theres no use in trying to fight it!
theyre burning for their lives until we kill them again! (ok but)
just try to chillax babe, your waisting your breath,
did i hear you imply that they dont deserve death?
are they winners, are they sinners,
cause its cut and dry, (well actually, if you take a look-)
fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
and when alls said and done! (said and done)
theres the question of fun!
and for those of us with divine ordainment,
extermination is entertainment!
bow-now-now-nownow, guitar solo f*ck yea!
oh da-ah-ah now-nownow-n-now-n-now-nownownow!
hell is forever whether you like it or not,
had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot!
cause the rules are black and white,
theres no use in trying to fight it!
theyre burning for their lives until we kill them again!
f*****g hell is forever and its meant to suck a lot,
so give up your dumb endeavor cause you dont have a shot!
long as i got your attention,
i guess i should probably mention,
that we made the determination,
to move up the next extermination! (what?)
cant wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts!
i know its just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!