I'm stuck in the quar, got nothin' to do

I miss my friends, they miss me too

Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom

Hidin' from my mom, whack it in the bathroom

Sick of the same old questions

"How's it going?"

"How you livin'?"

"What you bingin'?"

"What's for dinner?"

Tired of the same repetition

Grow a stache

Shave your head

Work out

That's for bitches

Tired of all the tomfoolery

Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry

Tired of sittin' in the dark

Got nothin' to watch

I already did Ozark

Hand sanny is now my best friend

Usin' it so much, it's chappin' my hands

I can't wait for all this to end

So we can go back to doin' normal s**t

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out, yeah

For like two months, been on my couch, oh

Runnin' out of things to talk about, yeah

It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

Yeah

I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask

Stayin' in the house in an underwear mask

Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt

Bakin' my own bread and it tastes like s**t

I, I broke my leg two weeks ago

But I'm too scared to go to the hospital

Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor

Using both sides of my toilet paper

Wife tried to kiss me, I straight up denied her

Miss the NBA and I miss Rob Schneider

Got the GrubHub guy leave food on the street

I'm so f*****g bored, I'm doing songs with Pete

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out

(Just kiddin' about the wife)

For like two months, been on my couch (All day every day, yeah)

Runnin' out of things to talk about

It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy