The car won't start it's falling apart

I was late for work

and the boss got smart

My pantyline shows got a run in my hose

My hair went flat man, I hate that

Just when I thought

things couldn't get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress I must confess

This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait 'til the end of the day

Honey, I'm on my way

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fi me up my favorite treat

Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

I need to rela and watch TV

Get off the phone give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud 'cause

it hurt like hell

This job's a pain it's so mundane

It sure don't stimulate my brain

This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait 'til the end of the day

Honey, I'm on my way

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fi me up my favorite treat

Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

I need to rela and watch TV

Get off the phone give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

Oh, rub my neck will you

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fi me up my favorite treat

Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

I need to rela and watch TV

Get off the phone give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I'm home, that feels much better