At Paramount it's oh la la
The Warner Brothers cha cha cha
And L B Mayer loves his smaltz so MGM made the great waltz
But the twenth century foxtrot
It's precious but precious
It's not hot
To make the big boys hire me please make that rythm firey
In this factory where dreams can come true
Are you ready to make someone new
You're the team that must teach me to do
The twenth century fox mambo
Done the homework and I'll pass the test
I'll do whatever my teacher suggests
I can do it clothed or undressed
The twenth century fox mambo
Make it up shake it up
Let the fantasies begin
Here's the dope
To get cast change the past
Make the light just right for cinemascope
Take a gamble cause it's safe to bet
Mister Zanick ain't seen nothing yet
When we're finished he'll never forget
This twenth century fox
Ah ah ah for fame play the game
Change your name to the twenth century fox
Make it up shake it up
Make me feel like the main attraction
Change the clothes fix the nose
And then five six seven eight action ACTION)
Now I'm blonde but I ain't so dumb No)
Hollywood will be under my thumb Yes)
I'll change parteners until I become
The twenth century fox mambo
