He never tells me

That he's sick of this house

He never says

"Why don't you get off that couch "

He don't cost me nothin'

When he wants to go out

I want you to love me like my dog

He never says I need a new attitude

Him and my sister ain't always in a feud

When I leave the seat up

He don't think that's rude

I want you to love me like my dog does baby

When I come home want you to just go crazy

He never looks at me like he might hate me

I want you to love me like my dog

He never acts like

He don't care for my friends

He never asks me

"Where 'n the hell have you been "

He don't play dead

When I want to pet him

I want you to love my

Like my dog does honey

He never says

"I wish you made more money"

He always thinks that pull my finger's funny

I want you to love me like my dog

He don't get made at me

And throw a major fit

When I say his sister is a b***h

I want you to love me like my dog does baby

When I come home want you to just go crazy

He never looks at me like he might hate me

I want you to love me like my dog

I want you to love me like my dog does baby