I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But mmm I love onions
I can do I can do I can do
I don't like dancing with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But mmm I love onions
Onions onions la la la
Onions onions ha ha ha
Root toot do do doot do do
Onions onions la la la
Onions onions ha ha ha
Root toot do do doot do do
I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby d**k the great white whale
But mmm I love onions
I can do I can do I can do
I don't like shoes
That pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you
With a garden hose
But mmm I love onions
Onions onions la la la
Onions onions ha ha ha
Root toot do do doot do do
Onions onions la la la
Onions onions ha ha ha
Root toot do do doot do do
Onions is the tuberous vegetable
And is a member of the genus
Stinkus Delicioso
It was highly prized by
The ancient Egyptian pharaohs
And their friends and cousins
It causes watering of the eyes
And rubifaction of the skin
But it is very very tasty
Onions onions la la la
Onions onions ha ha ha
Root toot do do doot do do
Onions onions la la la
Onions onions ha ha ha
Root toot do do doot do do
How vewy vewy good
