Hey what's shaking, oh you're taking, so am I

By your face and everything underneath it

My dress can't keep a secret, saw you looking so impatient

At your phone that ain't vibrating, I don't think you need a hero

But whoever he is, he ain't here though

And I don't wanna waste my shot

Talking about some guy

Who don't know what he's got

So I'ma call him mayonnaise

Cause man theres something wrong with your man, babe

If you were mine, I swear there ain't no damn way

I've been leaving that body unattended

I've been trying to take your breath away

Instead of taking you for granted

So I'ma call him mayonnaise

Uh-oh, baby, hey, what happened?

Did I actually get you laughing?

I know I ain't got a chance with you

What I gotta do to dance with you?

Way too fine to not be happy

Call me never or call me daddy

Just don't call what's his name

Bro's insane

I'ma call him mayonnaise

Man theres something wrong with your man babe

If you were mine I swear there ain't no damn way

I be leaving that body unattended

I be trying to take your breath away

Instead of taking you for granted

Hey, look girl, I'm sorry

I don't mean to come on strong like this, like coffee

That lonely smile was killing me so softly

If you ain't sitting on the throne with him

I don't think you belong with him

Man, there's something wrong with him

I'm the one with the juice, one with the sauce

You said it's complicated, well, whatever you gonna call it

You can call me hot sauce, it's a little bit symbolic

You the bomb, it's the time of the damage

It's catastrophic, I don't even know his name

I just know he's lame

Go ahead and say it, babe, I know you feel the same

We ain't even gotta talk, I already know your thoughts

And I think you're getting lost in the song

I'ma call you mayonnaise

Man theres something wrong with your man, babe

If you were mine, I swear there ain't no damn way

I'll be leaving that body unattended

I'll be trying to take your breath away

Instead of taking you for granted

I'ma call you mayonnaise

Feel me sitting on the floor, her

I don't think you belong, her

Man, ain't something wrong with him