Do you need a break from modern living

Do you long to shed your weary load

If your nerves are raw

And your brain is fried just grab a friend

And take a ride together upon the open road

"Come on Maxie"

All in all I'd rather have detention

All in all I'd rather eat a toad ugh)

And my old man drives like such a cluts

That I'm about to hurl my guts directly

Upon the open road

There's nothing can upset me cuz know we're on our way

Our trusty map we'll guide us straight and true

Roxanne please don't forget me I will return some day

Me and Max relaxing like the old days

This is worse than dragon breath and acne

In a buddy-buddy kind of mode

I'm so mad I think I may explode

When I see that highway I could cry

You know that's funny so could I

Just being out on the open road

Howdy boys is this the way to Nashville

Watch it Mack or you'll be gettin' towed

I'm in no hurry to arrive cuz

I'll be turning 65 the next

Time I sees the open road

Just a week of rest and relaxation

Yeah

And the odd romantic episode

Very odd

Look out you dirtbags eat my dust From now on I

Own the open road

It's me and little Maxie my pipsqueek pioneer

They're partners forever westward ho yeeha

Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here to

Beverly Hills 90210

Oh every day another new adventure

Every mile another new zip code

And the cares we've had are gone for good

And I would go with them if I could

I got no strings on me

I'm feeling fancy free

How wonderful to be

On the open roooo oo oo oo oo ooo ooooad