Self righteous crusader

Don't care what you don't do

You talk the straight edge

But you walk the crooked mile

Don't misjudge me

'Cause I ain't on trial

Just because I suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just 'cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not f**ked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self righteous crusader

F**k me and the same to you

It's my body

I'll get high if I want to

Go dry if I want to

Die if I want to

But just because I suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just 'cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not f**ked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Don't confuse sobriety with morality

There's a lot of sober murderers

Just look at history

But I'm still an okay guy

Even if I want to get high

Sometimes high sometimes

High sometimes

Just because I suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just 'cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not f**ked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self righteous crusader

Don't care what you don't do