Red egg, red egg

I wanna slap your head

Red egg, red egg

Got your wife in bed

Stupid lil b***h called Jon

You look like you wear a thong

Laughing when you just can't speak

You're not cool, you're a freak

Posting jobs that are in Pune

You and Carlos sing the same tune

Been planning this since last June

Your head looks like a balloon

Like the Chinese rocket, your brain just crashes

If you were Houdini, id delete your caches

If you hear this song, you'll turn to ashes

Put a gun to your head, so you show me where the cash is

Red egg, red egg

I wanna slap your head

Red egg, red egg

Got your wife in bed

Stupid lil b***h called Jon

You look like you wear a thong

Laughing when you just can't speak

You're not cool, you're a freak

Hmm hmm, can't think of the next line

This would be easier if you got here on time

When you get here, we'll start in 2 minutes

D on the keyboard, to move your pivots

Smash it out the park, like Brandon Moss

No matter what you say, you're not level Boss

As a 3D artist, you're not so hot

But it does make sense, since you're a bot

Red egg, red egg

I wanna slap your head

Red egg, red egg

Got your wife in bed

Stupid lil b***h called Jon

You look like you wear a thong

Laughing when you just can't speak

You're not cool, you're a freak