Anything you can do, I can do better.

Ha!

I can do anything

better than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can, yes, I can!

Anything you can be,

I can be greater.

Sooner or later,

I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am, yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge

with a single cartridge.

I can get a sparrow

with a bow and arrow.

I can live on bread and cheese.

And only on that?

Yep.

So can a rat.

Any note you can sing,

I can sing higher.

I can sing any note higher than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't!

Yes, I caaaaaan!

How do you sing that high?

I'm a girl!

Anything you can say,

I can say softer.

I can say anything softer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can...

Yes, I can!

I can drink my liquor

faster than a flicker.

I can drink it quicker,

and get even sicker.

I can open any safe.

Without being caught?

You bet.

That's what I thought, you crook.

Any note you can hold,

I can hold longer.

I can hold any note longer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't...

Yes, I can.

Yes, I... can!

Yes, you can!

Where do you keep all that air?

Here.

Oh.

Anything you can say,

I can say faster.

I can say anything faster than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can,

yes, I can!

I can jump a hurdle.

I can wear a girdle.

I can knit a sweater.

I can fill it better.

I can do most anything.

Can you bake a pie?

No.

Neither can I.

Anything you can sing,

I can sing sweeter.

I can sing anything

sweeter than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can't.

No, you can't.

Oh, yes I can.

No, you can't, can't, can't!

Yes, I can, can, can!

Yes(No), I(you) can(can't)!