I used to dream that I would discover

The perfect lover someday

I knew I'd recognize him if ever

He came 'round my way

I always used to fancy then

He'd be one of the god like kind of men

With a giant brain and a noble head

Like the heroes bold in

The books I've read

But along came Bill

He's not an ordinary man

He hasn't got a thing that I can brag about

And yet to be upon his knee

So comfy and roomy seems natural to me

Oh I can't explain

It's surely not his brain

That makes me thrill

I love him because he's I don't know

Because he's just my Bill