Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a party time necessity

Alchool, alternative to

feeling like yourself

Oh Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more

Than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte,

screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me

Alcohol, Your songs resolve like

my life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than

I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

I thought that Alcohol

was just for those with

nothing else to do

I thought that drinking

just to get drunk

was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time

and there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between

self control and self abuse

I love you more than

I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Would you please ignore that you

found me on the floor

Trying on your camisole?

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

Would you please forgive me?

Would you please forgive me?