Yo yo
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
Is this a white Christmas Hell no my man
I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa that boy's a b***h
He caught my mom Christmas cheating trying to give her kiss
For real he's no joke that guy don't play
He tried to ride way more than a onehorsesleigh
Laughing all the way but he's not laughing today
Jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay
Come Chrismas eve old NICK'S a gonner
We'll be snacking on deer EATIN' Blitzen and Donor
Not a question of when not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs Clause saying Jingling Baby
Give a new meaning to ho ho ho
Shake that ass girl bump your booty in the snow
So watch out Santa you jolly old troll
We'll be stripping that sleigh and leave you the coal
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a drop top Chevrolet hey
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
Playing reindeer games hell
Yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph's horns see how far they bend
When his nose turns red his ass gets sent
Back out to the woods with
His faggy elf friend
Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact could have me listed
As naughty twice
Not cuz of the fight or
The Christmas gift hype
Because of all the nog
I left on his wife
It's time for old nick to move and retire
Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
Yes I'm that bad Yes
I'm that cruel
I mean your ass is huge
Lose weight for real dude
All the cookies and milk simply quite sick
I mean when's the last time
You've seen your d**k
I don't mean to throw a fit and
I'm not one to b***h
But every year I get underwear socks and shit
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a drop top Chevrolet hey
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
Yo
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a drop top Chevrolet hey
Yo yo
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
