She smiles at me all pretty

Walkin' up to me down aisle five

I wave and I smile back

And I can feel her eyes on me

She's checking me out in the checkout line

Cabernet in a paper bag

Yeah, and she's the reason

He'll tell me he's working late

And I'll go home and cook him dinner

Pour the wine and sit up and wait, yeah

What she don't know is I know what she's been up to

I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool

But the joke's on her, in that bed she's lyin' in

What she don't know, she don't know

Is she can have him

And I know what's been going on

Behind closed doors in room 310

From the laundry I've been foldin'

And I can still smell that strong cologne

He puts on to hide the Virginia Slim

That she's been smokin'

But there's a cruel world awaitin'

Outside of them motel sheets

'Cause he'll find himself another Jezebel

And she'll end up just like me, yeah

What she don't know is I know what she's been up to

I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool

But the joke's on her, in that bed she's lyin' in

What she don't know, she don't know

Is she can have him, she can have him

Yeah, she can have this ring I'm slipping off

And this house I'm tired of cleanin'

She can have it all and have a ball

With this worthless piece I'm leaving

Mm, what she don't know is I know what she's been up to

I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool

But the joke's on her, in that bed that she's lyin' in

What she don't know, she don't know

Is she can have him

She can have him

Ooh, she can have him

She can have him