Well I've never been to Colorado

Or had a Rocky Mountain high

And I've never seen the Denver Broncos

Or watched a tumbleweed blow by

But I've got a 42 inch TV

High definition

Crystal clear

200 channels beamin' from above

Yeah

I can see the world from here

I can see the world from here

Well I've never been to New York City

Or took a stroll through Central Park

I've never waved up at that lady in the Harbor

Or been on Broadway after dark

But I've got a new laptop computer

A bluetooth speaker in my ear

A wireless connection to anywhere I want

Yeah

I can see the world from here

I can see the world from here

Lately I've been gettin' bigger

They say it's lack of exercise

Yeah

The double chins keep creepin' in the mirror

I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise

But I bought an elliptical trainer

It's got a built in plasma screen

Now I can get my cardio with my MTV

Yeah

You gotta love technology

You gotta love technology

I've never been to Colorado

And I probably never will

Yeah I do all my travelin' by remote controls

And I'm as happy as can be here sittin' still

Yeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rug

Happy like a pickin' bud

Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind just sittin still